Anonymous asked:
you know what really turns me on?
unprotected
wifi
when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh
sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:
“We’re preparing you for the real world”
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you